Friday, August 18, 2006

the only store you'll ever need

Today Tina and I had two new tires put on the car, then Tina went to the optometrist, then we went and bought a hairdryer with a really cool diffuser on it, and then we got our pictures developed. The best part is, we did all of that at one store. Costco is ridiculous. It's amazing. It's the only place I know of where you can by a crib and a coffin, or where you buy enough alcohol for a ship of sailors and a car. Us Americans can get season 2 of Lost, a high-def DVD recorder to watch it on and record season 3, a frickin' huge 65" high def plasma flat screen TV to watch it on, a nice leather couch to sit on to watch the entire season. Then after starring at a plasma screen for all 1056 minutes of season 2, you can buy this nice luxury cherry casket to lay your body in.

I could have gone on for longer, but I'm supposed to go to bed. I seriously wanted to get something from every category on the website.

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